I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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