It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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