Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I came so hard my ears popped.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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