Welp...herpes.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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