and my herpes radar will keep us safe
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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