Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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