windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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