i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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