We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
soo... how was my night?
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