Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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