Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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