Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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