he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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