Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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