Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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