you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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