Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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