I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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