even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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