This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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