DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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