I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
In other news, I just burned my penis
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
