Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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