She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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