I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
so let's talk penis.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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