Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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