So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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