I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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