he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
bring money and cleavage
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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