He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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