that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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