I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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