What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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