No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
try to milk me bitch
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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