I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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