This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
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