bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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