So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
