I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
