I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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