he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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