best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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