i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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