Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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