Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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