walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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