My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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