check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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