Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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