you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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