You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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