It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Its about making memories worth repressing
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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